Americans in
Paris
July 2001

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Checking in to our rooms and getting a little lunch was very instructive as to why, nearly everyone smokes cigarettes and drinks wine in France and yet there are no alcoholics. You need to smoke cigarettes to calm your nerves while you wait for the drink of wine that never comes. French people die of cancer, before they can be served enough alcohol to become alcoholics.

The Americans had arrived, but there was little fanfare.

Frustration in Paris

Innocents Abroad

Le Tour De France
Paris
July 2001

Lance Wins


French television coverage is complete to the smallest detail. We noticed that the race had slowed to a crawl. We sat, with our eyes glued to the screen waiting for something to happen, when suddenly the camera panned to expose dozens of riders, perhaps 60 in all, standing on their bikes facing this wall, in a body position that strongly suggested a mass bladder release.

The Louvre, the Seine and the Tuileries (The Winter Palace)


Le Tour Eiffel

Gazing at the first level of the Eiffel tower, 100 feet above ground, I am reminded of the space stations in the original Star Wars. Built in the 19th Century, this structure is still impressive in the 21nd Century.


Versailles (The Summer Palace)

Make no mistake, this is more than a mere cottage!

The Palaise of Versailles, the grandeur is so immense that I do not know how to describe it. I knew it would be impressive, but I was totally unprepared for the reality. You could put most of the United States White House in a wing of this building. I cannot begin to imagine how anyone alive could maintain this property let alone furnish it with the art treasures of the west. Many of the paintings that grace its walls, if they could be removed and sold at auction would command literally millions of dollars each. From the front gate, which is about 100 meters from the nearest building, my widest angle lens could not capture the entire building. I have no doubt the buildings, gardens and fountains occupy at least one square mile. I have been told that in it's best days 20,000 people lived and worked on these grounds. No doubt it took 19,500 of those just to maintain it.

Musee d' Orsay

The Home of Monet and Van Gogh!

Monet and Van Gogh were the attractions for us in this museum, but there was so much more to see, that we did not have time to see. You must see it for yourself.

The Cathedral Notre Dame

The Home of God in Paris!

Like so many other ancient buildings in or near Paris, the Lourve, the Musee d' Orsay and the Palace of Versailles, this building too was in the midst of renovation.

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