Contact John Loeschhorn
mtnrnr@pacbell.net


The Laguna Man once chased a bear from Deadwood to Eldorado Canyon, a distance of about three miles. This bear was rescued by Animal Rights Activists from The Animal Liberation Front (ALF) and was reported to be "frantic with fear" prior to the rescue.

"The Laguna Man is obviously not afraid of bears, but that egotistical John Loeschhorn is about to shit his pants. The Laguna Man is my hero." Quote from an anonymous Laguna Man Fan Club Member

With The Laguna Man growing up in rural Pennsylvania, where Salmon are as rare as polar bears, many of us were surprised to learn The Laguna Man is an avid Salmon fisherman. Recently The Laguna Man journeyed to Alaska to land some lunkers, but he ran a foul of the local bears, Grisley's they call them. Click below for fabulous footage from Fred's fantastic fishing frolic. Fred is the one wearing the orange waders.

The bear pictured below is not impressed with The Laguna Man's bear chasing story; place your mouse pointer on the bear's head to learn what he thinks.


Copyright © 2001 by John Loeschhorn - Mail to:mtnrnr@pacbell.net February 3, 2001

That Laguna Man is lying through his teeth, I'll make a grub sandwich of him.